Oops, I meant to make this followers only! Oh well, I’ll leave it. Maybe some of you folks will find it amusing. 😂

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New blog post in which I search for something missing…

The Best Dress Ever | Just Orb

justorb.com/missing-the-best-d

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ChatGPT is basically the same as the auto-complete "suggest word" feature on your phone, just with a much bigger training set.

And it's about as accurate.

The husband has been working from home all week so far, because he's been sick, and today with no warning, he went back to the office. I have the whole house to myself, and my plan for the day is to load up on alone time. Playing video games, reading books, and napping with cats incoming!

Another upside to having ordered Chinese delivery for dinner last night is that I also get to not feel like cooking again tonight thanks to there being a ton of leftovers. Yay!

The annual cedar tree mating ritual has begun in Central Texas. Time to break out the antihistamines.

I think I’m just going to have to come to terms with what appears to be a fact … my grocery store no longer carries my favorite brand of tomatillo salsa.

What to do when the fish you planned to make for dinner hasn’t thawed at all and you don’t feel like cooking anyway? Order Chinese delivery, obviously.

Let me introduce you to cat number three. This is Ronin. He’s 16 years old and the only boy cat in the household, so naturally, he thinks he runs things. He does not. 😆

If it’s wrong to eat french fried onions directly out of the container with a spoon, I don’t wanna be right.

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Did you know... If nice people decide to have a themed post day to give themselves joy and it's not for you, you can just STFU and mind your own business? Hand to God.

I have used my morning "me time" in the most serious and adult way possible. I built myself a little gold mine in . When I have more resources, I shall expand it. Then maybe I’ll have enough money to get a better freighter.🤣

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I don't know the origin of this image, but it is clearly 𝘶𝘯 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘍𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘤̧𝘢𝘪𝘴. Not because the cat is drinking wine but because of the insouciance with which the cat is drinking the wine. (you should expand the image if you don't have "crop images to 16x9" turned off in your preferences. For the full jaded glory of French Cat.)

The microwave, obviously jealous of the attention the furnace received when it began making a strange noise, has now also begun to make a strange noise.

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what was your first social network?

(plz boost for sample size)
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Some days what your mental health needs is to write a slightly unhinged wall-of-text rant.

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I feel like everyone who has to deal with me for the rest of the week seriously needs to lower their expectations. Like really tamp those down to the barest minimum. Set that bar low enough for an ant to jump over.

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Please remember during the holiday season that the elf on the shelf not only creates your child's first paranoid surveillance system but also invites the fair folk into your HOUSE, what are you THINKING

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